Metrosexualization of Sanford Zale

Along the trip if excellence, Sanford Zale, voluntarily and eagerly, did all of the following:

1. Purchased a mobile phone.
2. Made that “call me” sign with finger and thumb extended, repeatedly.
3. Went to many coffeeshops.
4. Ordered and consumed an iced mocha.
5. Tried and enjoyed a fruit smoothie.
6. Drank a 3.2 beer.

To be fair, he ate steak for every meal, navigated entirely by map or eyesight (hence his new nickname of Hawkeye) and never once asked for directions.


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