As is well docunmented, Sandy is a golf fanatic. One of the bones of contention on this trip is Sandy’s insistence that we play golf together. I have not played in thirty years, but have grudgingly agreed to tackle a par three course if we come across one on the trip. By way of preparation we drove to the West Sayville Country Club (Sandy’s home course). We spent a lovely hour in the clubhouse having a couple drinks, and Sandy even met someone that he went to high school with. There is no evidence to support his claim that he owns the course record.